Monday, December 14, 2009

Some Obama Jokes

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a
Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reed, and Obama were on a boat in the middle
of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved?
....A: America !
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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Have you heard?
Obama will no longer appear in Texas....
Every time he speaks there, some West Texas cotton farmer starts the bidding on him!




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